OMG I CAN’T BREATHE!!
you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever
there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling
the illusion of productivity
that’s it that’s the feeling
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
Trying to use my Hollywood connections.
Do twins have the same sized dick?
Both reactions work
When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew
Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own.