Trying to use my Hollywood connections.
Do twins have the same sized dick?
Both reactions work
When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew
Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own.
3 words, 8 letters, easy to say, hard to prove… …”I’m a zebra.”
yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out
trying to talk to someone you really admire
I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS
|—||C.S. Lewis (via kvtes)|
Sometimes i get carried away with snapchat
this needs to be seen by everyone right now
this is freaking beautiful
Why do you have bugs framed in your house
Because people collect insects and put the in frames, which if you ask me is more interesting (and respectable) than hunting trophies.
Actually my mom just likes butterflies tbh
how to snap chat ^
Take the nudes and go, friend